Thursday, May 27, 2021

May 27, 2021 Update

Well, for many of us on the 4/10 schedule, tomorrow is the start of one of those cherished 4 day weekends.  Memorial Day is a good time to remember not just our veterans, but others of our family and friends who have left mortality.  One of the most inspiring sites to me in Provo is our cemetery decorated with flowers on so many gravesites.  While it is super crowded over the weekend, it is worth a drive by or a walk through to experience what has come to be a bit of a sacred site for me.  And our cemetery crew, supported by others in Parks and Recreation, take enormous efforts at creating a beautiful place this day and every day for those who come there.


CORONAVIRUS STATS

Nationally, the CDC reports 33,018,965 cases with 589,547 fatalities.
Utah:  405,387 cases (up 309 from yesterday); 16,748 hospitalizations; 2,294 deaths (up 2 from yesterday)
Utah County:  96,787 cases (up 52 from yesterday); 2,687 hospitalizations; 393 deaths (no change from yesterday)

NEWS YOU CAN USE


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THE MAYOR'S DAY

Today, Mayor Kaufusi:

  • Met on housing in Provo
  • Held a meeting with the CAO
  • Met with the Fire Chief
  • Participated in a groundbreaking at Mill Race at Provo Station
  • Held a meeting with a local association
  • Participated in a ribbon cutting ceremony
  • Held a planning meeting
  • Participated in a grand opening for the Unlimited Play Center
  • Sat as a member of the Executive Council for MAG

FUN STUFF

So, we have been confronting some issues with posting photos and videos to our blog service provider, so I am reduced to some "groaners" today.  Enjoy....? 
 
Why did the bike fall over?
It was two tired.



Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.



What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.



Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?
He was stuck in a vicious cycle.



What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer?
“Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”



Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.



What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.



Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?
Because every play has a cast.



What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator.


Hope you have a great weekend!

Wayne

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